Funny how such a small thing can cause a rift the size of the Grand Canyon between a loving and happy husband and wife. In other words, we have a mouse. Get rid of IT! Cause if Mama ain’t happy,……… ain’t nobody happy.
Staci (Mama) was in our shop in the garage. First of all, she shouldn’t have been in there. It’s my man cave. I keep all my tools there. Also it’s where the bird feed and cat food bags are stored. She was in there I guess looking for somewhere to put the last of the Christmas decorations. And that’s when she saw the little fellow. He came wigglin’ out between the cat food and bird food bags. That girl can run! She came in the house ranting/yelling/hollerin/ telling me in no uncertain terms that there was a mouse in the shop and that I needed to do something about it.
Silence……… Then I did it. I said it. “Sure honey, I’ll fix a little cardboard box for the cute little squeaky to live in. That way he won’t have to worry about our cat.” “Mama” then proceeds to describe this tiny creature as something you would see in those Zombie movies. Fangs, claws, teeth and a horrendous tail. I commented that the cat should be able to take care of this “Zombie” Rat. She commented that the cat was worthless as a mouse catcher. Stupid Cat! Silence……. Then I did it. I said it. “Baby, don’t worry about a little mouse. He won’t hurt anything. What are you getting so bent out of shape about. Here, have a snickers!”…………………………………….
Now, I’m in the doghouse. The cat’s in the doghouse. The dog…….. the dog is in Mama’s lap eating popcorn while they watch a movie on TV. I on the other hand have been sent on a mission to rid our property, all 43 acres, of any and all varmints. Stupid cat, it’s your fault. Stupid me, it’s my fault. Stupid mouse. It’s on now.
Traps are set. Feed bags are tied up and put in Tupperware containers. But the rift has been created and I’m not sure what will lead to a successful outcome to this catastrophic event for “Mama”. I actually catch one. I consider this a success. Mission accomplished. The cat and I are celebrating and dancing. Hive fives and paws. I bust in the house with the good news. We Got Him!
But this is for “Mama”. When you “solve” the first problem, i.e. catching the mouse, you hear this. “I bet there’s more where he came from. They are probably even in the house.” ” Go set more traps…. and quit jumping around dancing with the cat“.
Silence………. Then I did it. I said it. I said “Yes M’am.” Hey I’m getting smarter. Smarter than that stupid cat anyways.
Ephesians 4:2,3 Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. Make every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace.
When mama or daddy, or brother, or sister, ain’t happy…….. could this be an opportunity for you? An opportunity for you to put forth a little effort to keep this unity of the Spirit going in the right direction. Better than allowing a rift to develop. I’ve noticed that lot’s of times when something trivial turns into a big problem, it’s because other trivial problems have built up inside. I’ve noticed that in others because I’ve noticed that in me.
Let me challenge you to make an effort to keep the peace. Go out of your way sometimes to help someone in their situations. And learn to say “Yes M’am”.
p.s. Sweet potatoe fries make a good mouse bait. Caught 4…… Mission Accomplished……….Mama’s happy……. “Yes Ma’m”
See Ya! Dan Ainsworth wilderness preacher, log cabin builder, successful trapper
Really Really laughing out loud! Loved reading this. Made me happy most of the morning. 😉
Satan has a specific plan for each of our lives to attack where we are most happy. (great marriage) He was real happy that you SAID IT! So glad you had success in your hunting. lol lol lol
I would still keep dancing with the cat though. 🙂